id fuck everything that walkes and rob a bank

id spend the day with my girlfriend and tel her i love her

you’re hilarious. and your voice sounds like one of those big news anchors… lol.

XDDD

hahah that dudes funny. and cute.

I would start killing people.. and burning homes down.. before someone stopped me/killed me.. Why? because it would be fun. xD

i would just come up to the girl i live and say i love her then i will buy all the crap and candy shit i could find and that is wut my last day would be like

nice

thats a damn good plan. if you involve darth vader in it somehow, youve got yourself a perfect last day.

i reckon id get a gun, and just have a huge stakeout with police lol. then if they come for me get shot by them, im just gonna die anyway

well if i had one day left to live i would spend it with doctors trying to figure out how to save me, simple.

holey shit poor girl you shouldnt get fucking tats on ur face anyway

i would have sex and with megan fox

if you could do it with any person it can be a dead person a fictional carictor .

If i had one day to live id eat whatever i want while crying for about an hour then id eat again without crying say to my parents im going out to the movies then jack a car do some crazy shit and end the day by breaking my spine and blowing my self.

the girl with the stars actually looks really pretty

dude… really youre gonna rip on someone for having a fail blog this guys has like a gazillion subscribers and you more than likely never will amount to anything

You are so lame. Read a book, learn some jokes. Get a role model. I blame YouTube for making me stumble upon this while watching fail blog videos. This is a fail blog.

1:45 fhl

id torture my mom

fuck my life

thanks thisisthewayiare

realized I should have replied to your comment so you would see it. FML= Fuck My Life

what is FML? im not english

i blame rap music!